I knew I wasn't done...

Whew... okay, I'm just gonna say it! MEN! Damn it! Why are all men nuts? Honestly... I know everyone has nutness within them, but I can hide mine pretty well and deal with it on the side. Why is it men get to display their nutness openly and freely, without consequence? I'm sorry, I can no longer accept this!

I am 42 years old and I'm done dealing with "boys". I'm talking about fully grown men, old enough to have kids with kids. Does it ever end? I was hoping that I'd get one of those men who finally understood that they really can't keep up with those young things they desire so much! I'm a patient person, and I own a vibrator... so... I thought I could get through the rough years. I think I'm screwed, and not the in the way I had hoped. It seems the older men get, the bigger the male ego becomes. Perhaps they've retired "comfortably" and they have money to lure these young things their way... Christ, I don't know. Apparently, men do not mind if girls are only with them for the money. It's a hard spell to break.

I can't help who I am, any more than anyone else can. I know there is a real human being out there somewhere! I just know it! I have a lot to offer the right person. I'm fun, I'm fairly intelligent, and I no longer care if you grow hair out of strange orifices. THAT has got to be a plus! Come on, I'm really trying to give here!

AND! I don't care what anyone says, this song says what I mean!